Re: Heart TV!!

[Eques tenebrarum]

Nick: I guess it's ok as long as no one says SHOOP DA WOOP

All Three: BWAGH *Shoots lasers from mouth*

[lethalityComplex]

--H34R7--

Starblade: Hello everybody, and welcome to the game show, Name the Person, the show where we give you a descriptor and you give us a name! I'm your host, Starblade and our first contestant is Vincent!

Vincent: *waves to people*

Starblade: OK, let's get started, the rules are you've got three hearts and if you get one wrong, you lose half a heart, got it?

Vincent: *nods*

Starblade: OK, first one: First person to succesfully clone someone?

Vincent: Who is Vexen?

Starblade: Correct. I would of also taken Hojo. Person who seduces people with her body, then kills them?

Vincent: Who is Larxene.

Starblade: Correct. People who are against hurting the planet?

Vincent: ...Who is AVALANCHE.

Stablade: Correct. Person who quotes poems?

Vincent: Who is Genesis.

Starblade: Correct. Second last one: Person who is evil and crazy?

Vincent: ...Who is Sephiroth.

Starblade: Animal which has a unique call?

Vincent: ... What is a chocobo?

Starblade: Correct! We'll continue this next week folks where Vincent could win a ton of cash. See ya next week, folks!

--H34R7--

[AKeybladeYouSay]

---H34R7 TV---

Norio: Welcome to our show. This is N-talk, and we're ready to talk to you. Our first caller is Skazza, the creator. Skazza, go ahead.

[Skazzasurf]

Skazzasurf/Nate: Oh fu.... *Barely makes it on stage with tattered and ragged clothes* My characters wanna be overpowered, sorry about that.

[AKeybladeYouSay]

Norio: O_o How did you get here? You-you just called from your phone! .... Anyway, what did you want to call and talk to us about.

[Skazzasurf]

Nate/Skazzasurf: Oh hey look, mah name changed. Cool. *Points to name above his head* But anyways Norio, so what's up with that Keyblade Funnies show? I mean, my character, Nathan, is starting a boycott towards it, even though he's the host! *Drum beat for laughing*

[AKeybladeYouSay]

Norio: Well, Keyblade Funnies is no longer its own show-- You see, it's becomeing a segment in our new, still in development, late night comedy show. So, if you wanna see more Keyblade Funnies, you'll have to stay tuned for the times of that new show. And-- I was fairly certain that Nathan wasn't the host!

[Skazzasurf]

Skazzasurf/Nate: Cool, my name changed again. But.. *Summons Inferno's Grasp and Hell's Reach* Nathan IS infact the host of Keyblade Funnies, or you lose your manlyhood. *Puts Hell's Reach to Norio's censored area under his pants*

[AKeybladeYouSay]

*Skazza is blasted back by an invisible force*
Josephine: *walks onto screen* Thanks, Keyblade.
<You're very welcome, Josephine.>
Josephine: *holds shotgun to Skazza head* You didn't make the **** show, you don't make those decisions, ****IT!!!

[Skazzasurf]

*Entire stage is blown up*
Nate/Skazzasurf: You [BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP]fools! I am a creator! Do you think you can beat me? Plus, Nathan IS infact the host of Keyblade Funnies. Look at the first episode online. The host is the one sitting at the desk, and Nathan is sitting at the desk. *Darkness envelops around Skazzasurf/Nate*

[AKeybladeYouSay]

<O_O Well, uh, this is embarassing... I didn't think you made it since you don't actually control Terra, Ventus, etc. Haar controls Terra, Bob controls Ven. Please control your own characters. If you want to control a canon char, pick one not already controlled. Go ahead, name some canon chars you'd like to control and I'll tell you if it's already controlled or not. Org. XIII is all taken.

[Skazzasurf]

<Oh, I thought this was irrelevant to TITAL and we just used characters that we used first. Also, no-one controls Vanitas yet I think so I'll claim him.>

[AKeybladeYouSay]

<Technically, Bob controls Vanitas since he is a part of Ventus. Haar controls Master Xehanort since he is a part of Terra.>

[lethalityComplex]

<Sorry to do this Keyblade, but... *pulls out fly swatter* Skazza, don't you make me slap you with da Fly Swatter!>

--H34R7--

Hojo: Hello people, and welcome to How-to Science! Unfortunately, we can't start yet because my partner Vexen isn't here yet and-

Mops: *picks up flask* HEY BOSS, WHAT'S THIS?

Hojo: DON'T TOUCH THAT! THAT'S NITRO- *flask explodes* -glycerin. Oww.

Vexen(R): *walks in to find lab exploded* What in the name of Shiva happened here?

Hojo: *is hurt* Mops... Nitroglycerin. *passes out*

Vexen(R): Well. Seeming as we can't do experiments in a broken lab, we will end the show here. Tune in next week, when the lab will be fixed and we will be able to do some actual experiments. Until then, good night!

--H34R7--

[Skazzasurf]

<*Slaps Gstol across the face and ties him up, then puts him in a bag.>

[Eques tenebrarum]

Nick: *Pulls out a RPG* Hey boss why do we have this in the basement

SHOOP: Maybe he likes to boom things up...BWGAH*Fires laser from mouth* ******* who keeps saying SHOOP DA WOOP BNWAGH *Fire's another laser*....**** this *walks home*

[AKeybladeYouSay]

<*Puts SHOOP DA WOOP proof muzzles on SHOOP, DA, and WOOP* There.>

[Skazzasurf]

All of my characters: BWAGH *Shoop da woop*

Skazzasurf/Nate: BWAGH *Shoop da woop*

*Heart tv station is blown up*

[AKeybladeYouSay]

<*rewinds time to before Skazza's post* *puts SHOOP DA WOOP proof muzzles on all of Skazza's chars*>

[Skazzasurf]

All(Including me):BWAGH *Woop da Shoop*

[AKeybladeYouSay]

*woop da shoop does nothing since it doesn't exist*

[Skazzasurf]

<*Makes woop da shoop exist*>
All: BWAGH! *Woop da shoop*

[AKeybladeYouSay]

*now that woop da shoop does exist, it is a ray made entirely of applesauce*

[Skazzasurf]

<*Hacks into Woop da Shoop to make it blow up everything*>
All: *Eat applesauce* BWAGH *Woop da Shoop*

[AKeybladeYouSay]

<*throws Skazza and all of his characters so far that they land in the Land of Departure*>

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