Re: Kingdom High school: Heart High 1

AKeybladeYouSay Sun Jun 17, 2012 1:50 am

Isa: I like this Larxene. She's more insane. Like me!

Malakili007 Sun Jun 17, 2012 1:57 am

< Like I need convincing Yusei Pffft. Don't forget Lenox is technically the School Counselor though what Counseling he actually does escapes me. >

Xigbar: *is standing upside down on the ceiling above Xemnas* Sorry I'm late I got mixed up in this stupid scheme but some evil lady, ended up having a baby with a psycho chick only to have it be aged as a new body for the evil lady. But I'm back. Do I get to actually teach classes now? Or am I still your slav....er Secretary?

AKeybladeYouSay Sun Jun 17, 2012 1:58 am

Isa: *jumps over to Xigbar* Hiya, buddy!

**NebulaGregarZX** Sun Jun 17, 2012 2:02 am

Rexial: I said "most diligent". What does that say about everyone else?

AKeybladeYouSay Sun Jun 17, 2012 2:04 am

Malakili007 Sun Jun 17, 2012 2:07 am

Xigbar: Oh hey Buddy who's also ****** ****Xisa *** in the ** **** *** *while ** *** ** .
< Seriously thinking the same thing there >

AKeybladeYouSay Sun Jun 17, 2012 2:15 am

Isa: Sorry, could you say that again? I think I had something censored in my ear. *picking at the inside of his ear*

Malakili007 Sun Jun 17, 2012 2:17 am

Xigbar: I said hey there buddy who's also BEEPED Xisa BEEP BEEP BEEP BLEEPITY BLEEPITY BLEEP in the BLEEP BLEEP BLIP BLIP BLIPPITP BLOBBITY BLOO while Buzz Whistle Sproing

AKeybladeYouSay Sun Jun 17, 2012 2:19 am

<

This is hilarious.>
Isa: ....... Xisa? Hmmm.... Xisa, Xisa, Xisa..... Never heard of her.

Malakili007 Sun Jun 17, 2012 2:27 am

Xigbar: Really? Maybe I should try and look her up? She was a pretty good lay.

AKeybladeYouSay Sun Jun 17, 2012 2:31 am

Yusei: *hanging upside down from a DC* Didn't she, like, run you through with her Claymore?

Malakili007 Sun Jun 17, 2012 2:31 am

Xigbar: I got better.

AKeybladeYouSay Sun Jun 17, 2012 2:33 am

Yusei: Not my point at all. She RAN YOU THROUGH.

Malakili007 Sun Jun 17, 2012 2:34 am

Xigbar: So? I like my chicks feisty.

**Admin (HalcyonWandering)** Sun Jun 17, 2012 2:35 am

Larxene: SO? Are we getting students back? I'll go make food! *flies past Xigbar and Isa, cutting of Xigbar's arm as she goes*

<Yes, before anyone asks, I basically just lifted this Larxene straight from Ansem Retort.>

AKeybladeYouSay Sun Jun 17, 2012 2:36 am

Yusei: But she probably doesn't like her guys rape-y.

Malakili007 Sun Jun 17, 2012 2:38 am

Xigbar: You get a little forceful a couple of times and get accused of being a rapist...waahh waah waah I don't want it waah waah waah No means No...wahh waah waah

AKeybladeYouSay Sun Jun 17, 2012 2:39 am

Yusei: T_T Xigbar, have you ever been convicted of a felony?

Malakili007 Sun Jun 17, 2012 2:40 am

Xigbar: Nope. They gotta catch ya for that.

**NebulaGregarZX** Sun Jun 17, 2012 2:43 am

Rexial: ...I would shoot him, but I don't know how to operate a gun. I only know how to use swords. Xigbar, you get to live another day. At least until I figure out how to kill you...

AKeybladeYouSay Sun Jun 17, 2012 2:47 am

Yusei: Aside from the part that she probably will never want to see you again, remember that she had to fake it. So it was not good for her, obviously.

Malakili007 Sun Jun 17, 2012 2:49 am

Xigbar: SHUT UP!!! She was lying!!!

AKeybladeYouSay Sun Jun 17, 2012 2:51 am

Yusei: I was her creator, her God. I think I would know if she was lying.

Malakili007 Sun Jun 17, 2012 2:53 am

Xigbar: Your lying!!! *picks up the arm Larxene cut off and smacks Yusei with it.*

AKeybladeYouSay Sun Jun 17, 2012 3:02 am

Yusei: *reattaches Xigbar's arm* *begins slapping him across the face* She- *slap* did- *slap* not- *slap* have- *slap* an orgasm!!! *slap*

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