Zane's Sex Chronicles.

[Whats_Up4444]

I couldn't resist. >.<

I mean, Irono's Labyrinth? Zeke's World Race? Ventus' Zombieland?

I wanted one. I was going to make Nexas' Nightmare Realm, but I realized it wasn't going to be that fun. So, I was thinking I should use Zane. Then BOOM! Zane's Sex Chronicles. It was geanyus. (Spelled rong on perpus)

Now. One problem. What is that show even about when you remove the pr0n? >_> (Unless we CAN use pr0n on this site. ;D)

[lethalityComplex]

Skife: Uh... Zane? Last time I checked, most of us are too young to get laid. But... just FYI I slept with Cissnei last night.

[Eques tenebrarum]

Xelo:...im sure Leo and Trut-*gets hit with Forgotten Fury*

Leo: Shut up man!

Xelo: Never they should know!!

[AKeybladeYouSay]

Sally: *holds keyblade to Zane's head* Really? Was this really neccesary?

[78 Nebulous Novae]

Parallel: *pulls out keyblade* What is this hall of perversion?

Mikomi: *generates a longbow* A disgrace!

Binary: Do I get to make explosions?

Unlimited: I'll be fine as long as all perverts stay away. *pulls out two gunblades*

[lethalityComplex]

Skife: Be quiet, Lyxsal.

<Skife only knows Sally as Lyxsal>

[AKeybladeYouSay]

<In the RP, Sally and Lyxsal are 2 separate people. I have Sally, Hoepinsjex and Xorion ready for anything I need an extra three chars for.>
Sally: *holds Keyblade to Skife's throat* Shut your mouth, Stu.

[Eques tenebrarum]

Leo: Just calm down, Sally no point of trying to kill a GS their to perfect to die

[lethalityComplex]

Skife: Thanks Leo. *clicks fingers and appears behind Sally* You cant beat me!

[AKeybladeYouSay]

Sally: *swings around and cuts Skife's leg off* Yeah. Sure.

[lethalityComplex]

Skife: *regrows leg* Told you. *kicks Sally into wall*

[AKeybladeYouSay]

*Skifes foot breaks COMPLETELY IN HALF as he tries to kick Sally*
Sally: **** no. *jumps into air and holds keyblade over head* *times freezes and words TROOLY TUFF!!! Appear above her head* *time un-stops and she cleaves Skife's head in half*

[lethalityComplex]

*clone disappears* Skife: *walks in, sees clone missing* Oh WTF!?

[Haar_Dragon]

<I thought this would be way more gross. And again, our existence is revealed. In many topics. Oh, and you forgot Sam's BSD.>

[Robofloozy]

[lethalityComplex]

<*facepalm* Skife?>

Skife: Gladly! THUNDAGA! *begins spamming Thundaga, linked to MP Absorb, so the spell costs no MP, on Robofloozy*

[Robofloozy]

I WILL REVIVE THIS THREAD IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO!

[Zeldaman2.0]

BUMP OF LIFE! -assists Robofloozy-

[lethalityComplex]

Skife: *ups it to Tornado*

[Zeldaman2.0]

-grabs skife by the face and starts punching it with gusto- YOU. WILL. NEVER. STOP. HER.

[lethalityComplex]

Skife: You're one to talk when you HAVE A KEYBLADE THROUGH YOUR CHEST! *stabs Zelda straight through the chest*

[Zeldaman2.0]

-absorbs the Keyblade into self, voice distorting to sound like Nyartholatep from P4A- Fool, you cannot harm that which didn't fully exist in the first place. Prepare for an untimely death by assimilation!

[lethalityComplex]

Skife: *creates hundreds of thousands of clones* *all together* O RLY!?

[Zeldaman2.0]

Me: Indeed. -abdominal area opens up and my ribs shoot out, spearing clones and drawing them into the black hole where my stomach is-

Lei: You need to cu- I mean calm down. There's no need to get so worked up about such a sensitive issue. I mean really, how long has it been since you were this overstimulated? You need a rest before continuing your endeavors.

[lethalityComplex]

Skife: ... *summons Deathwing from WoW: Cataclysm* What now? You kill him, we all die.