Face the Horde

**Zeldaman2.0** Fri Oct 11, 2013 2:02 am

You have to fight the 1000 Heartless battle. You get a Keyblade of your choice, theme music for the fight, and one last saying before you brave the horde. Whether you live is up to you.

Keyblade: Sweet Memories
Theme Song: Winnie the Pooh Series theme song
Saying: Tiggah please.

**Haar_Dragon** Fri Oct 11, 2013 2:04 am

Keyblade: Way to the Dawn
Theme Music: Overlap (Kimeru)
Last words: A'ight, let's get this DONE!

PsychoticDoctor Fri Oct 11, 2013 2:16 am

Keyblade: Wild Gear++ with an Attack Up and Speed Up (358/2, can't remember the name.)
Theme: I'm Made of Wax Larry, What are You Made of? By A Day to Remember. That song is perfect for any fight. Hands down.
Last saying: This is gonna be like two midget cannibals in a fat guy's rib cage: Fun as FUCK.

Do I live? Yes.
Bonus: Victory Line- VICTORY SCREECH! OOLOOLOOLOOLOOLOO

**NebulaGregarZX** Fri Oct 11, 2013 3:06 am

Keyblade: Oathkeeper

Theme: Eternal Harvest - Sasukeshika Remix

"This'll be over by the end of the song."

**Zeldaman2.0** Fri Oct 11, 2013 3:13 am

No one is being humorous with this. The fuck.

lethalityComplex Fri Oct 11, 2013 3:15 am

Keyblade: Abbadon Plasma ++ (Duel Gear ++)
Theme: De-rezzed - Daft Punk - Tron Legacy OST
Last words: Well then... get in losers, it's time to die!

Lives: Oh most definitely.

**khfreak358** Fri Oct 11, 2013 3:50 am

No one cares for your humor, o Man of Zelda. We wish only for badassery.

Keyblade: Decisive Pumpkin
Song: "This is Halloween" by Marilyn Manson
Saying: Now this is gonna be fun times.

Or, because I'm not a Decisive Pumpkin.

Keyblade: Guardian Soul
Song: Tenth Man Down by Nightwish
Saying: Time to Die

**NebulaGregarZX** Fri Oct 11, 2013 4:49 am

...The joke in mine was a little... subtle. The song goes on for little more than a minute. It's very short, shorter than most other songs. I don't really want to spell it out any further, though I suppose it IS a bit more on the cocky, arrogant side. Besides, I can't think of anything FUNNY to say in this situation. I just know that I would choose Oathkeeper - my usual for that sequence - and that particular version of Eternal Harvest is perfectly suited to a giant, badass Heartless-killing rampage of AWESOME.

Long story short, what KH said.

Maverick Entity Fri Oct 11, 2013 11:55 am

I am frustrated by this because I've exhausted most of my epic songs, and most canon keyblades are not my style.

I might have to make 3 versions. I call dibs on the Anguis Foreteller's keyblade.

"Calm Version" aka "Entire GSG OST almost/go listen to it now!"

Keyblade: Auguis Foreteller's Keyblade

Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsryWvrFZMA&list=PL5EBCBFC69005E4BF or https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEyRseg6iP0&list=PL5EBCBFC69005E4BF followed into https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQ5zuYxXSXk&list=PL5EBCBFC69005E4BF and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9NflkcoxJk&list=PL5EBCBFC69005E4BF ending with https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8G4a_yCJt4&list=PL5EBCBFC69005E4BF and then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_DJdd53VcQ&list=PL5EBCBFC69005E4BF

Saying: The raindrops are so calm today...

Survival: Yes, but from that day forward, one will walk with a noticeable limp, and focus on living a quiet existence far away.

"Crazy hyped up Version"

Keyblade: Auguis Foreteller's Keyblade

Theme Song (In order): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6jCJZEFIto , https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOmNWL5nzE4 , https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seorTKoy4Hg , https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsvV0gB4Z-A

Saying: The blood will run thick today, will it not?

Survival: Yes, but with scars that mark one for life, scars that will ache with age.