Saturday Hearts Live

[Skazzasurf]

This is the Saturday Hearts Live segment of Heart TV where you can air all the stuff that makes little kids cry.

[lethalityComplex]

Hojo: *is drunk* *is on the phone* Palmer. Palmer. Palmer, you fat son of a *****! I hope... you choke on your donuts and I get your budget!

[AKeybladeYouSay]

Irono: *walks up to Norio* Hey, Norio, can you go-
Norio: NO! *shoots Irono in the face*

[Skazzasurf]

Nate: *Gets a phone call* ~F---, really? Damn you~. Screw this. Guys, we just got a call from social services.

[lethalityComplex]

Skife: Ughh... f*** this. *walks to conveniently placed table full of hot wings and ribs*

[Skazzasurf]

Nate: BWA *Shoop da woop at all Social Services departments*

[lethalityComplex]

Dr. Octagonapus: DOCTOROCTAMOTHERF******GONAPUS BBLLLBLBLBLBLBWAAAAAGH!!!

[Eques tenebrarum]

<WTH8ds>

[AKeybladeYouSay]

Irono: *walks up to Norio with bandaged head* Hey, Norio, can you go to the sotre and--
Norio: NO!! *shoots Irono in the face*

[Eques tenebrarum]

<...*Casts Cure of Irono*...>

Zeke: HE DID IT *Points at Norio and Cops try to arrest Norio*

[AKeybladeYouSay]

Norio: *sprays cops with basilisk blood* Don't ask me where I got that.

[Eques tenebrarum]

Zeke:...

<Where did you get that>

Cop: *burst into flames*

[AKeybladeYouSay]

Norio: I found it in Irono's Labryinth.

[Eques tenebrarum]

<speaking of which, Zeke how did you get out>

Zeke: Topic hopping *Jumps back to IB Topic*

[lethalityComplex]

Repliku No. 2000: *is walking very closely behind Namine*

Namine(R): Hey Repliku, I've been noticing how you walk behind me all the time. Why is that?

Repliku: To stop you if you fall... or something

Namine(R): Well... that's nice. I've also noticed that you have mirrors on your shoes. Why is that?

Repliku: *looks down at shoes* Well... I guess I do. That's really weird. I'll ask Vexen.

<Later>

Repliku: Hey Veeeeeexeeeeeeen?

Vexen(R): *groans* What is it?

Repliku: Can I have some more of those little mirrors?

Vexen(R): They're not for sticking on your shoes to look up Namine's dress like Xigbar suggested, are they?

Repliku: <.< >.> No.

Vexen: All right then. *gives mirrors to Repliku*

<He looks up there because he knows she doesn't wear underpants. Wait a sec... HOW THE HELL DO I KNOW THAT!? Oh right. She told me. *does Dr. Evil gesture*

[Admin (HalcyonWandering)]

Namine: *DCs into studio stabs gstol in the face then Repliku* Son of a *****! *stabs gstol and Repliku again*

[Eques tenebrarum]

<*watches the perv bleed to death* I'm not healing you pal>

Zeke: *Topic Jumps back* PERV *Kicks repliku in the crotch then light him on fire*

[AKeybladeYouSay]

Irono: *walks up to Norio with bandaged head bandages* Hey Norio? *brings hands in front of face*
Norio: Yes?
Irono: Uh... C-could y-you go to the st-store and get s-some bread?
Norio: Hmm, lemme think if I have any plans... *brings out schedule book and starts flipping through*
Irono: Whew...
Norio: Oh, here we are... NO! *shoots Irono in the face*

[lethalityComplex]

<*gets up* *drinks potion* YOU TOLD ME YOU DIDN'T WEAR UNDERPANTS! >

[Eques tenebrarum]

<When was this? 0.o>

Zeke: good question Knight

[Admin (HalcyonWandering)]

Namine: That would be this ***** not me! *drags Namine (R) out of hiding* Now, stop brodcasting or at least say that it's her!!! *points to Namine (R)*

[Eques tenebrarum]

<OMZ Nami cursed the world's are ending quick to the bunker*disappears*>

[lethalityComplex]

<*is scared* IT WAS HER! YEAH! I'm sorry, please don't hurt me!>

[Admin (HalcyonWandering)]

Namine: I see anything else like that... I WILL FIND YOU. *DCs back to THTNW*

[78 Nebulous Novae]

*Parallel and Unlimited appear*

Unlimited: Where are we..?

Parallel: It would appear... we are at a TV studio... and they're filming...

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