Re: TITAL 2: Why did It Take Me So Long To Do This?

**Haar_Dragon** Fri Sep 02, 2011 3:14 am

Me: Wait, only your right-hand pocket is bottomless?

**Admin (HalcyonWandering)** Fri Sep 02, 2011 3:27 am

Admin: Yeah... the other well... I call it Pocket Hell for a reason. *opens pocket and tortured screams are heard*... yeah.

**Haar_Dragon** Fri Sep 02, 2011 3:38 am

Me: *spits soda even though I wasn't drinking any* I don't even want to know...hey, what'd happen if you put something in your left pocket?

Eques tenebrarum Fri Sep 02, 2011 8:47 am

Eques: same thing would happen if you put it in my shadow. It would face eternal pain and torment

**Haar_Dragon** Fri Sep 02, 2011 2:51 pm

Me: I have no powers...oh, wait, I can summon 8-bit video game characters. Anyway, what if it was a volleyball net? Those don't feel pain.

Eques tenebrarum Fri Sep 02, 2011 3:32 pm

Eques: it would burst into flames

**Haar_Dragon** Fri Sep 02, 2011 3:42 pm

Me: ...*chucks Volleyball net into Eques's shadow*

Eques tenebrarum Fri Sep 02, 2011 8:31 pm

Eques 's shadow: *lights the net on fire before it hits it ground*

Eques: see?

**Haar_Dragon** Sat Sep 03, 2011 12:04 am

Me: *tries to pick up flaming Net*

Eques tenebrarum Sat Sep 03, 2011 12:23 am

Eques's Shadow: *starts burning Haar_Dragon's arm*

**Haar_Dragon** Sat Sep 03, 2011 12:29 am

Me: *Incredibly calm* Why's my arm on fire? I'm not touching your shadow.

Eques tenebrarum Sat Sep 03, 2011 12:53 am

Eques: *shrug* I want to see burning flesh

**Haar_Dragon** Sat Sep 03, 2011 1:10 am

Me: But I'm not burning. The text says I'm burning, but my arm is not legitimately on fire. Real life does not exist in the same place as here, so my arm isn't burning, and you can't see it. REALITY!!! dot dot dot.

Eques tenebrarum Sat Sep 03, 2011 1:27 am

Eques: Ack! Logic run away! * disappears*

**Haar_Dragon** Sat Sep 03, 2011 1:27 am

Me:

Eques tenebrarum Sat Sep 03, 2011 1:34 am

Eques: *reappears*

**Haar_Dragon** Sat Sep 03, 2011 1:37 am

Me: ):(:) :P

Eques tenebrarum Sat Sep 03, 2011 1:40 am

Eques: *flips him off*

**Haar_Dragon** Sat Sep 03, 2011 2:07 am

Me: D:D

AKeybladeYouSay Sat Sep 03, 2011 3:40 am

**Haar_Dragon** Sat Sep 03, 2011 3:48 am

<Bob has a pocket of infinite depth, I can summon Link, Megaman, ramen and volleyball nets, Bob's other pocket is Hell, and Eques's shadow is highly flammable. Story-wise, nothing has happened at all and I should probably do something, but I can't think of what. Razz

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**Admin (HalcyonWandering)** Sat Sep 03, 2011 4:21 am

Admin: *nods* Yeah, Pocket Hell is a very scary place especially Metalhead's portion. We're co-creators of the pocket idea, his portion of PH is truly horrible while mine is equivalent to Greek Tartarus bad but not as bad as his half.

**Haar_Dragon** Sat Sep 03, 2011 4:35 am

Me: Isn't Greek Tartarus just like a bottomless pit? So that's just like falling for eternity. Boring, but not really hellish... Of course, spending an hour with me... Twisted Evil

Eques tenebrarum Sat Sep 03, 2011 4:41 am

Eques: ...*tosses bacon in shadow*

**Admin (HalcyonWandering)** Sat Sep 03, 2011 5:06 am

Admin: *shakes his head* No, there are specific tortures for specific things. For example, Tantalus tried to feed his children to the gods. When he died he was forced to stand in a pool of water with grapes hanging above him when he moved to eat or drink the water or grapes would move away forcing him to be forever hungry and thirsty.

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