Joke Topic

Page 9 of 16 Previous  1 ... 6 ... 8, 9, 10 ... 12 ... 16  Next

Go down

Joke Topic - Page 9 Empty Re: Joke Topic

Post  Haar_Dragon on Fri Apr 15, 2011 7:53 pm

*immune to pain and damage* I'm a writer too remember?

_________________
I have kidnapped your sanity. You may have it back when I leave.
Haar_Dragon
Haar_Dragon
Terra, the Vir who Convelli Telluris
Terra, the Vir who Convelli Telluris

Posts : 12822
Points : 16436
Join date : 2010-02-13
Location : Somewhere...I think I'm lost.

Back to top Go down

Joke Topic - Page 9 Empty Re: Joke Topic

Post  Kizukanai on Fri Apr 15, 2011 8:15 pm

**** you...
Kizukanai
Kizukanai
Omega
Omega

Posts : 59
Points : 3229
Join date : 2011-03-06
Age : 22
Location : Planet Heta Ria

Back to top Go down

Joke Topic - Page 9 Empty Re: Joke Topic

Post  Haar_Dragon on Fri Apr 15, 2011 8:28 pm

You can't legally do that yet.

_________________
I have kidnapped your sanity. You may have it back when I leave.
Haar_Dragon
Haar_Dragon
Terra, the Vir who Convelli Telluris
Terra, the Vir who Convelli Telluris

Posts : 12822
Points : 16436
Join date : 2010-02-13
Location : Somewhere...I think I'm lost.

Back to top Go down

Joke Topic - Page 9 Empty Re: Joke Topic

Post  XGeass on Fri Apr 15, 2011 8:43 pm

Kizukanai wrote:**** you...
Haar_Dragon wrote:You can't legally do that yet.

lol! Laughing lol! Laughing I CAN'T BREATHe!!! SOME ONE CALL 911
XGeass
XGeass
Seth, the Imago Tenebrarum
Seth, the Imago Tenebrarum

Posts : 1018
Points : 4293
Join date : 2010-11-11
Age : 25
Location : in your mind

Back to top Go down

Joke Topic - Page 9 Empty Re: Joke Topic

Post  Haar_Dragon on Fri Apr 15, 2011 8:46 pm

Well, it WAS wide open...

_________________
I have kidnapped your sanity. You may have it back when I leave.
Haar_Dragon
Haar_Dragon
Terra, the Vir who Convelli Telluris
Terra, the Vir who Convelli Telluris

Posts : 12822
Points : 16436
Join date : 2010-02-13
Location : Somewhere...I think I'm lost.

Back to top Go down

Joke Topic - Page 9 Empty Re: Joke Topic

Post  XGeass on Fri Apr 15, 2011 8:51 pm

wait how old are you anyways Haar
XGeass
XGeass
Seth, the Imago Tenebrarum
Seth, the Imago Tenebrarum

Posts : 1018
Points : 4293
Join date : 2010-11-11
Age : 25
Location : in your mind

Back to top Go down

Joke Topic - Page 9 Empty Re: Joke Topic

Post  Haar_Dragon on Fri Apr 15, 2011 9:13 pm

I'd rather not say exactly, but low high school age.

_________________
I have kidnapped your sanity. You may have it back when I leave.
Haar_Dragon
Haar_Dragon
Terra, the Vir who Convelli Telluris
Terra, the Vir who Convelli Telluris

Posts : 12822
Points : 16436
Join date : 2010-02-13
Location : Somewhere...I think I'm lost.

Back to top Go down

Joke Topic - Page 9 Empty Re: Joke Topic

Post  NebulaGregarZX on Fri Apr 15, 2011 9:32 pm

Aleri: Didn't everybody here already hit Kizu? Huh. Funny, I thought I was the fall guy. Well, so much for that. Now stop using Japanese and Godmodding, or I'll start speaking in other languages (with Google Translate) and see how YOU ****ing like it!

_________________
Gstol, what the hell is your signature supposed to mean!?
TITAL Characters: Aleri, Rexial, Kiel, Sukiru, Aleri@Future(Aleri's ghost from the future) Leon(FFII, not KH), Seta Souji(P4 Protagonist), LaKuRo.
Org.XIV Characters: Aleri, Rexial, Xeromus, Adachi, Uchikina, Vita.
Planned Characters for DB Story: Redemi, Nobis, Matsuda.
To Be Introduced: Stice, Some jackass ghost, Rekoka, Raidou. Also some villains.

"Go forth, and set the world on fire!"
NebulaGregarZX
NebulaGregarZX
Aleri, the Vindex de Crepusculum
Aleri, the Vindex de Crepusculum

Posts : 6534
Points : 10069
Join date : 2010-11-01
Age : 24
Location : Castle Asylum

Back to top Go down

Joke Topic - Page 9 Empty Re: Joke Topic

Post  Haar_Dragon on Fri Apr 15, 2011 11:49 pm

Al infierno con eso!

_________________
I have kidnapped your sanity. You may have it back when I leave.
Haar_Dragon
Haar_Dragon
Terra, the Vir who Convelli Telluris
Terra, the Vir who Convelli Telluris

Posts : 12822
Points : 16436
Join date : 2010-02-13
Location : Somewhere...I think I'm lost.

Back to top Go down

Joke Topic - Page 9 Empty Re: Joke Topic

Post  Maverick Entity on Sat Apr 16, 2011 12:20 am

"Starts singing Das England Lied in various obnoxious German accents"

Four years, and that's my best talent in German, lol.
Maverick Entity
Maverick Entity
Gunamnex, the Commemoratio de Fortuna
Gunamnex, the Commemoratio de Fortuna

Posts : 794
Points : 4041
Join date : 2010-12-11
Age : 27
Location : A little country home in Michigan

Back to top Go down

Joke Topic - Page 9 Empty Re: Joke Topic

Post  Haar_Dragon on Sat Apr 16, 2011 12:23 am

...Aye, caramba.

_________________
I have kidnapped your sanity. You may have it back when I leave.
Haar_Dragon
Haar_Dragon
Terra, the Vir who Convelli Telluris
Terra, the Vir who Convelli Telluris

Posts : 12822
Points : 16436
Join date : 2010-02-13
Location : Somewhere...I think I'm lost.

Back to top Go down

Joke Topic - Page 9 Empty Re: Joke Topic

Post  lethalityComplex on Sat Apr 16, 2011 7:23 am

Hmmm... that comment got me thinking... *types some stuff into a laptop and Sharpshooter appears* Holy **** it worked. *grabs Sharpshooter and pumps Kizu full of arrows*
lethalityComplex
lethalityComplex
Skife, the Lux Ariolus

Posts : 2893
Points : 6245
Join date : 2010-09-07
Age : 22
Location : Back with a vengeance

Back to top Go down

Joke Topic - Page 9 Empty Re: Joke Topic

Post  Kizukanai on Sat Apr 16, 2011 11:43 am

I'm not staying on this site anymore... Unless you apologize for your rotten behavior. That also means YOU, NebulagregarXP. Crying or Very sad
Kizukanai
Kizukanai
Omega
Omega

Posts : 59
Points : 3229
Join date : 2011-03-06
Age : 22
Location : Planet Heta Ria

Back to top Go down

Joke Topic - Page 9 Empty Re: Joke Topic

Post  lethalityComplex on Sat Apr 16, 2011 11:49 am

Well... sorry, but you got to stop godmodding... oh my god I'm starting to sound like Keyblade.
lethalityComplex
lethalityComplex
Skife, the Lux Ariolus

Posts : 2893
Points : 6245
Join date : 2010-09-07
Age : 22
Location : Back with a vengeance

Back to top Go down

Joke Topic - Page 9 Empty Re: Joke Topic

Post  Kizukanai on Sat Apr 16, 2011 11:53 am

SHUT UP!!
Kizukanai
Kizukanai
Omega
Omega

Posts : 59
Points : 3229
Join date : 2011-03-06
Age : 22
Location : Planet Heta Ria

Back to top Go down

Joke Topic - Page 9 Empty Re: Joke Topic

Post  lethalityComplex on Sat Apr 16, 2011 12:25 pm

It's true, and truth be told, I used to have the same problem. If you're willing to take some help, I'd be willing to help you.
lethalityComplex
lethalityComplex
Skife, the Lux Ariolus

Posts : 2893
Points : 6245
Join date : 2010-09-07
Age : 22
Location : Back with a vengeance

Back to top Go down

Joke Topic - Page 9 Empty Re: Joke Topic

Post  NebulaGregarZX on Sat Apr 16, 2011 1:14 pm

<Look at Aleri. He's the most overpowered on the site, but he ALWAYS FAILS. That's why nobody ever accuses me of being overpowered. It's a neat trick. Oh, and it's "ZX", not "XP". I'm not a Microsoft OS, silly.>


Aleri: Guess what? My power level is over nine BILLIOOOON!
Girl: *Kicks him from behind*
Aleri: *Sent flying* Waaah! Why?! WHYYYYYY!? Why is it that everybody can beat me uuuuu-?!*Crashes into a wall*

_________________
Gstol, what the hell is your signature supposed to mean!?
TITAL Characters: Aleri, Rexial, Kiel, Sukiru, Aleri@Future(Aleri's ghost from the future) Leon(FFII, not KH), Seta Souji(P4 Protagonist), LaKuRo.
Org.XIV Characters: Aleri, Rexial, Xeromus, Adachi, Uchikina, Vita.
Planned Characters for DB Story: Redemi, Nobis, Matsuda.
To Be Introduced: Stice, Some jackass ghost, Rekoka, Raidou. Also some villains.

"Go forth, and set the world on fire!"
NebulaGregarZX
NebulaGregarZX
Aleri, the Vindex de Crepusculum
Aleri, the Vindex de Crepusculum

Posts : 6534
Points : 10069
Join date : 2010-11-01
Age : 24
Location : Castle Asylum

Back to top Go down

Joke Topic - Page 9 Empty Re: Joke Topic

Post  Kizukanai on Sat Apr 16, 2011 2:17 pm

Hey, I JUST GOT BACK from an agonizing week of Natures Classroom! I'd like to ENJOY technology for ONE HOUR!
Kizukanai
Kizukanai
Omega
Omega

Posts : 59
Points : 3229
Join date : 2011-03-06
Age : 22
Location : Planet Heta Ria

Back to top Go down

Joke Topic - Page 9 Empty Re: Joke Topic

Post  Haar_Dragon on Sun Apr 17, 2011 3:55 am

Just pretend you don't notice anything... En Espanol!
<Cuz I have no idea how to put the ~ thing over the N>

_________________
I have kidnapped your sanity. You may have it back when I leave.
Haar_Dragon
Haar_Dragon
Terra, the Vir who Convelli Telluris
Terra, the Vir who Convelli Telluris

Posts : 12822
Points : 16436
Join date : 2010-02-13
Location : Somewhere...I think I'm lost.

Back to top Go down

Joke Topic - Page 9 Empty Re: Joke Topic

Post  Kizukanai* on Mon Apr 18, 2011 5:30 pm

SHUT UP! Somebody hacked my account and now I have to use this one!
Kizukanai*
Kizukanai*
Sigma
Sigma

Posts : 197
Points : 3331
Join date : 2011-04-18
Age : 22
Location : The Fukishima 3 Reactor

Back to top Go down

Joke Topic - Page 9 Empty Re: Joke Topic

Post  NebulaGregarZX on Mon Apr 18, 2011 7:29 pm

<*Shrugs*>

_________________
Gstol, what the hell is your signature supposed to mean!?
TITAL Characters: Aleri, Rexial, Kiel, Sukiru, Aleri@Future(Aleri's ghost from the future) Leon(FFII, not KH), Seta Souji(P4 Protagonist), LaKuRo.
Org.XIV Characters: Aleri, Rexial, Xeromus, Adachi, Uchikina, Vita.
Planned Characters for DB Story: Redemi, Nobis, Matsuda.
To Be Introduced: Stice, Some jackass ghost, Rekoka, Raidou. Also some villains.

"Go forth, and set the world on fire!"
NebulaGregarZX
NebulaGregarZX
Aleri, the Vindex de Crepusculum
Aleri, the Vindex de Crepusculum

Posts : 6534
Points : 10069
Join date : 2010-11-01
Age : 24
Location : Castle Asylum

Back to top Go down

Joke Topic - Page 9 Empty Re: Joke Topic

Post  Maverick Entity on Mon Apr 18, 2011 7:45 pm

Gunamnex and Roland somehow appear before a massive keg of ale.

Roland: Drinking contest?
Gunamnex: Yes.

"Both start guzzling down pints at a rate that would kill anyone else."

"A few hours later, the two stand above a black hole"

Gunamnex: "Points his keyblade at the black hole, causing it to revert back into a neutron star."
Roland: I cannot believe "Hiccup" you just did that...

Gunamnex: I can do whatever I want, I break logic all the time! "Falls back onto Roland"

Roland: "Sighs" Guess I win then... "Hiccups again as he helps walk Gunamanex away"
Maverick Entity
Maverick Entity
Gunamnex, the Commemoratio de Fortuna
Gunamnex, the Commemoratio de Fortuna

Posts : 794
Points : 4041
Join date : 2010-12-11
Age : 27
Location : A little country home in Michigan

Back to top Go down

Joke Topic - Page 9 Empty Re: Joke Topic

Post  Haar_Dragon on Mon Apr 18, 2011 8:14 pm

Five. Just because.

_________________
I have kidnapped your sanity. You may have it back when I leave.
Haar_Dragon
Haar_Dragon
Terra, the Vir who Convelli Telluris
Terra, the Vir who Convelli Telluris

Posts : 12822
Points : 16436
Join date : 2010-02-13
Location : Somewhere...I think I'm lost.

Back to top Go down

Joke Topic - Page 9 Empty Re: Joke Topic

Post  Kizukanai* on Tue Apr 19, 2011 11:55 am

WTF?!
Kizukanai*
Kizukanai*
Sigma
Sigma

Posts : 197
Points : 3331
Join date : 2011-04-18
Age : 22
Location : The Fukishima 3 Reactor

Back to top Go down

Joke Topic - Page 9 Empty Re: Joke Topic

Post  Haar_Dragon on Wed Apr 20, 2011 6:14 am

Just. Be****ing. Cause.

_________________
I have kidnapped your sanity. You may have it back when I leave.
Haar_Dragon
Haar_Dragon
Terra, the Vir who Convelli Telluris
Terra, the Vir who Convelli Telluris

Posts : 12822
Points : 16436
Join date : 2010-02-13
Location : Somewhere...I think I'm lost.

Back to top Go down

Joke Topic - Page 9 Empty Re: Joke Topic

Post  Sponsored content


Sponsored content


Back to top Go down

Page 9 of 16 Previous  1 ... 6 ... 8, 9, 10 ... 12 ... 16  Next

Back to top

- Similar topics

 
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum